The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
I just need a good Wifi and Wife.