A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.
Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.
Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.
I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.