Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.

I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…

I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

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