“I don’t insult people , I just describe them!”

“It’s better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.”

“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.”

“When the fishbowl gets too small, it’s time to pack up and leave and jump into the lake or ocean.”

“A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.”

“Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.”

“I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.”

“Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…”

“Don’t make an eye contact when eating a banana.”

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