“I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.”

“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.”

“Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.”

“If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm.”

“My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.”

“Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P”

“When you think there is nothing left in your life,just keep working hard until you die :-)”

“People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.”

“One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak.”

“Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.”

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