Last time I was on JetBlue, there was a dude next to me who looked a little suspicious. I was nervous. He was watching a movie, though; so I’m thinking, ‘Would a hijacker watch a movie?’ Probably not, right?… But you know it’s a good movie if you land, and he’s like, ‘Oh my God, I forgot to hijack the plane.’

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