A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise:
– I thought your husband was out of town.
– So did I..

A girl tells her boyfriend:
– After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
– Where is that?
– In Hawaii.

A married couple come to the marriage counselor. The wife complains:
– We were having a perfect marriage until his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend..

Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda

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