99% of women say they don’t like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don’t like women.

My friends say that I’m gay because I don’t like football. What a bunch of idiots. I’m gay because I like cock.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Oh, you’re straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

A man walks into the doctors office and asks for a gay test. The doctor takes a large rod in his hand and says ”  I’m going to shove this up your rectum. If you don’t like it make an animal sound…. if you do sing a show tune.” As he sticks it in her hears… “MOOOOOOnnn river.

Q Why have the waters around San Francisco been full of trash fish but devoid of edible  game fish?
A Fish biologists don’t know but suspect it’s because the waters were clogged with suckers, blow fish and trouser trout.

A queer was fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

what did one gay sperm say to the other.
I can’t see in here with all this shit in my eyes

Q: How many drag queens does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Only one but is still takes 3 hours to get ready for it.

A:  Two.  One to change the bulb and the other to scream “out of my way bitch you’re in my light”.

A:  10.  One to change the bulb and 9 others to bitch about it.

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