Two condoms were walking past a gay bar. One asks the other “you wanna go in and get shitfaced?”

I promised myself I wouldn’t make fun of homosexuals anymore. Butt fuck it, they’re cunts.

There are two gay guys about ready to have sex. The door bell rings and one gay guy says “I will go get the door but don’t start without me.” After he comes back into the room there is cum everywhere. The gay guy says “I thought I told you not to start without me.” He says “I didn’t. I farted!”

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