A man complains sadly to a psychologist: “Nobody seems to like me.“

The psychologist responds: “What do you think could be the reason for that?“

The man looks at him: “So is it my task or yours to find that out you moron!“

An Asian walks into a McDonald’s and says, “I’ll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye.”

“I’m sorry sir we don’t serve that. Would you like anything else?”

“I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up…Hiroshima!”

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