Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

Sardar’s friend: Yaar, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree?

Sardar: You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, so M.A. is “Married Again”.

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Apna BETA.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya hai.

Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe he??
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai!!

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai “Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12”.

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