Why did the nigger go to kfc
He left his welfare check
Why did the Mexican jumpback over the border
To get his welfare check
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympics team?
A: Because everyone that can run jump and swim is already in America.
Why don’t mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.
Q:What is a Mexican favorite sport
A: cross country
What did the Mexican get for his birthday?
Q: What do u call 200 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean
A: A Good Start
Q: what did Davy Crockett say when he looked over the wall of the Alamo?
A:holly shit who called the roofers!
Hey, how long does it take a Mexican to change a light… oh shit hes done.