Little girl was asked by her teacher “Jessica why did you bring your cat to school?” Jessica was crying and panicking “Because mommy said to Laura that she was gonna eat her pussy after I left for school.”

You are probably familiar with the story of the Dutch boy who put his finger into a hole in the dyke. Well, the story is wrong, it was a Dutch girl!

There is this family with three kids, two girls one boy. The oldest which is a girl tells there mother that she is gay. About 5 years down the road the other daughter also tells their mother that they are gay and the mother says does anyone in this house like dick? The little boy comes up and says i do mommy.

A lesbian goes to a gynecologist. The gynecologist says “I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I’ve seen in ages.”

“Thanks,” the lesbian says. “I have a woman in 4 times a week.”

Ladies, when you have a guy friend, and he’s a great guy, and you still won’t date him — do you know what that’s like for the guy? It’s like going on a job interview and having the guy say this to you: ‘Well, Mr. Perkins, wow! This a great resume. You have the experience we’ve been looking for. We love your attitude. You’re perfect for this job, and we’re not gonna hire you. No, no, we’ll probably hire someone who’s far less qualified and has a drinking problem. But this is a great resume. In fact, this is the resume we’re gonna use to judge all the other candidates. Now, we’re not gonna hire you — ever — but is it OK if we do call you every now and then to complain about the guy we do hire?’

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