1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

2. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

3 Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells “Super Pussy!” The old man says “I’ll have the soup.”

 

A woman wearing a strapless gown and sporting a necklace with an airplane on it spotted a young man staring at her.

She asked him, “Were you admiring my airplane?”

He replied, “No, I was admiring the landing field.”

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