Three men discuss the Christmas presents they bought for their wives.
The first man says he bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas and one in Jamaica. “That way,” he explains, “if she doesn’t like one, she can use the other.”
The second man says he bought his wife a sports car and a limo for exactly the same reason.
The third man says, “I bought my wife a negligee and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn’t like the negligee, she can go screw herself.”
When my last girlfriend wanted to get a little serious, I had to use the old wild stallion technique to get her back in. I said, ‘Baby, I’m like a wild stallion. You try to put a saddle on a wild stallion, he’ll run and he’ll run and run some more. But if you let a wild stallion run free, hey may come back to the barn.’ Yeah, she didn’t buy it either.