When do we put on the lingerie? Always at the beginning of the relationship — first couple of months, strutting around the bedroom wearing a teddy. Yeah, six months later, you’ve stopped shaving your legs and you look like a teddy.
In kindergarten, he had a little crush on his kindergarten teacher, which I think is normal. I think for just about everybody, at some point in your life, there’s one teacher you had a secret crush on. For me, it’s my wife’s aerobic teacher.
The day my little boy was born, a friend of mine called me because his little girl was born the day before. He goes, ‘Who knows? Maybe they’ll end up getting married.’ My little boy’s a day old. His little girl’s two days old. He’s not gonna marry someone twice his age.