A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school…

Teacher: “Whats your name?”

Boy: “Nadir”

Teacher: “No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.”

Boy went home and his mother asked: “How was the day Nadir?”

Boy: “I am an American now, so call me Johnny.”

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised…

Teacher: “What happened Johnny?”

Boy: “Ma’m, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.”

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