Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy replied. “He ll always be just a good ol boy. When he walks in, I m sure all he ll say is hello.” “I know Tex better than either of you,” said the third. “He’s so smart, he ll figure out a way.